I’ve had all the stuff to do this sitting in my apartment for two years. Why? Why did I wait so long to make giant glitter dinosaurs a reality? I have only myself to blame. Be ye not such a procrastinator. Full instructions below.
Step 1: Pour some glue and glitter into a disposable cup. Slightly more glitter than glue, so you don’t have to do a zillion coats.
Step 2: Mix in the glitter with your skewer.
Step 3: Open a bottle of wine, as this will be harder to do with your glitter/glue covered gloves on. I find a Pinot Noir pairs well with the scent of Mod Podge.
Step 4: Put your gloves on and start painting the dinosaur. If you don’t get fairly thick coverage on first go, mix in more glitter. You can coat the whole thing, but I left the bottoms of the feet sans glitter because I didn’t want it wearing off.
Step 5: Let the first coat dry, it will happen in 20-30 minutes, probably much faster. Do touch ups or an entire second coat depending on your desired coverage level. Then let that dry.
Now make a second one so they can fight over dwindling dinosaur resources. Jurrtastic.